Coupons, Coupons where art thou sale?
Whole Foods, Safeway, and a Giant to boot
With an abundance of circulars almost written in Braille
Out of Bread and need more jam
Don’t want my pancakes to stick so have to get Pam
Without hast I am off to the freezer section
To use my two dollars off sausage & pepperoni
Then next to the Seafood Counter
Off to the see the butcher but sadly no sale there
Spending so much money; much more that I can bear
Only to get into a lengthy line and see the patrons
In line behind me and their annoyance of stares
Craig Fontenot